Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine due to the Coronavirus, I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar

टिप्पणियाँ

  1. Sandilya Jha

    Sandilya Jhaघंटे पहले

    This guy is so leggit ! I have watched and subscribed him from the very first video. Honestly, gets better each time I see him. Love you @Karunesh

  2. Shubham Panchal

    Shubham Panchalघंटे पहले

    I would like to give this performance an aston martin out of Bentley

  3. Sammy Casen

    Sammy Casen4 घंटे पहले

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. Sammy Casen

    Sammy Casen4 घंटे पहले

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thank youuu brotherrr

  5. Ashmita Tripathy

    Ashmita Tripathyदिन पहले

    Himesh part was just amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. Snehlata Gautam

    Snehlata Gautamदिन पहले

    Vada pav😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. the greypearl

    the greypearlदिन पहले

    I can feel him. He can see things 🥀🙂

  8. lian0013

    lian0013दिन पहले

    Who the fuck can dislike this...he has to be one of the best if not the best in India.

  9. Antas Jain

    Antas Jainदिन पहले

    You dare joke about Himesh sir

  10. Junaid Khan

    Junaid Khan2 दिन पहले

    u r great

  11. Neelofer khan

    Neelofer khan2 दिन पहले

    It was hilarious 😂

  12. Vaishnavi Rathi

    Vaishnavi Rathi2 दिन पहले

    This is hilarious! The observations are so on point!

  13. SSG Creations

    SSG Creations2 दिन पहले

    Himesh is talented then you you bastered

  14. Sonali Sonali

    Sonali Sonali3 दिन पहले

    He is a good singer.

  15. SAURABH SARKHEL

    SAURABH SARKHEL3 दिन पहले

    Religion of peace 🤣🤣🤣

  16. bharti sorout

    bharti sorout4 दिन पहले

    Baaki sb thik hai bt eon musk or Ambani ka comparision glt tha bro ambani mars ka sochega to ISRO kya karega 😂😂😂

  17. Vishal Kumar

    Vishal Kumar4 दिन पहले

    I love u men

  18. Rahul Vyas

    Rahul Vyas4 दिन पहले

    Elon Musk: Dusri earth banane ka soch raha hu Ambani: Me waha sim card bechunga, pese chahiye rocket banane k liye to sava k bayaj par me de dunga

  19. Reema S

    Reema S4 दिन पहले

    Gazab 🤣

  20. muP8085

    muP80854 दिन पहले

    Its like watching pulp fiction....random jokes but it makes sense...👌🏻

  21. GodsAngelAnkita

    GodsAngelAnkita4 दिन पहले

    Yeah Now, *Elon Musk* is investing his money on *Amber Heard* Has anyone heard or read about this on internet?

  22. Sahil Gyan

    Sahil Gyan4 दिन पहले

    Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

  23. LOL

    LOL4 दिन पहले

    Things to do in Lockdown : 1.Late-na 2.Padde rehna 3.kha kha kar bhais banna So guys late-e raho sab Bus dinbhar paada rehna h 😜😜 Stay home stay safe

  24. Hardik Nandaniya

    Hardik Nandaniya4 दिन पहले

    👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

  25. Av S

    Av S4 दिन पहले

    Vada pav

  26. Pain is Real

    Pain is Real5 दिन पहले

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> And we are watching this because of that sim card. Jio bought revolution in price of data packs. What a irony!

  27. Joy Mishra

    Joy Mishra5 दिन पहले

    "YOU BASTARD!!1!" ( Now I want VADA PAV in reply )

  28. Manish Kumar

    Manish Kumar5 दिन पहले

    LOL

  29. Maitri Gandhi

    Maitri Gandhi5 दिन पहले

    Thank you.

  30. swapnil jogdande

    swapnil jogdande6 दिन पहले

    Amazing 10 mins😂😂😂👏👏👏🔥

  31. Shashi Kumar

    Shashi Kumar6 दिन पहले

    ''!!1!''.....what does it mean ?????

  32. Jaguar

    Jaguar6 दिन पहले

    Bro I am a huge fan of himesh but that himesh joke of yours got me crying while laughing...I am your fan now.

  33. Abhishek Suman

    Abhishek Suman6 दिन पहले

    Awesome loved it 😆😆

  34. Ketan kumar Singh

    Ketan kumar Singh6 दिन पहले

    Himesh Reshammiya wants to know ur Cap Size!

  35. shubham kumar

    shubham kumar6 दिन पहले

    Sir ek se jyada like kyon Nhi kar sakte

  36. SMAS

    SMAS6 दिन पहले

    What to do in quarantine, Check my vlog

  37. Junaid badal

    Junaid badal6 दिन पहले

    He is great in speaking fluent.

  38. Aaquib Momin

    Aaquib Momin6 दिन पहले

    A Perfect Class Of Standup.. 👌👌👌

  39. Tejas Khurana

    Tejas Khurana6 दिन पहले

    Please someone explain !!1! Joke

  40. Jonty Rhodes

    Jonty Rhodes7 दिन पहले

    Vada pav!!1!" BC

  41. Akshay rana

    Akshay rana7 दिन पहले

    outstanding sir .. please one more vedio ..

  42. Priya Thakur

    Priya Thakur7 दिन पहले

    Waoo . Awesome mam . Ua awesome . 😍😍😍

  43. Abie kumar

    Abie kumar7 दिन पहले

    Vada paav 😂

  44. Anumoy Biswas

    Anumoy Biswas7 दिन पहले

    I actually had water at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="308">5:08</a>

  45. Prashant Varun

    Prashant Varun7 दिन पहले

    We have a genius here guys....

  46. Prakash Sharma

    Prakash Sharma7 दिन पहले

    Kuch bhi bolra hai bey. Kon husta hai bey aise jokes pe ??

  47. Saeed Shaikh

    Saeed Shaikh7 दिन पहले

    He shares shirt collection with Jethalal

  48. Meraj Siddiqui

    Meraj Siddiqui7 दिन पहले

    Why ur forehead always shines?

  49. Sezal Sachdeva

    Sezal Sachdeva7 दिन पहले

    👍👍

  50. Smelly blyat

    Smelly blyat8 दिन पहले

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> the concept of Terra-forming is way too imaginative with little to no practical proof of it,even if we consider that it is feasible ,the only motive behind is gaining a head start and creating a monopoly in the outer-space market. So if ambani is trying to create a monopoly in indian telecom market whats the differece.Both of them are businessmen who are trying to fetch more than they already are. At least compare people who genuinely need to be praised.

  51. Vi vek Ra ina

    Vi vek Ra ina8 दिन पहले

    J mere bacho ka baap ni bn sakta😆😅😅

  52. Tanuj Sharma

    Tanuj Sharma8 दिन पहले

    Jokes are fantastic bhaiiiiiiiii...very good..par Abe talwar,jokes sare acche h par jo tu vyangya modi pe karne ki koshish kar rha h to ye jaan le ki wo din bhool gya kya jab daily ke hisab se scams hote the hzaaro karodo ke..wo kiska pesa tha..gyani insan..bol ab..wo bhi to janta ka hi pesa tha..or india 11 pe tha economy me..jab modi aya to aaj 5 pe h..or konsa scam suna h be tune..ye bta..baki tune teri zindgi me bhi socha tha kya ki india defence me export karega..bol be gyani bol..lekin humne hamari zaroorato ko bhi pura kiya h make in india defence program se..or ab first $400million ki export armenia ko karne ki deal bhi kar li h..pta h first h..but ab se phle un choro ke time jab koi target hi nhi tha to unko bolne wala bhi nhi tha..tab tu kha tha be bina baat ki baato pe bhi hasee udane wale..ye bta..ye to kuch main main baate h jo tuje btayi h mne..baki kaam ki list bhot badi h..tere is chutiyape se time mile tuje to dekh lio net pe..or update rha kar..jisse kuch pta hoga to apne aap dhyan me rhga ki wo banda kaam kar rha h tere lie bhi mere lie bhi or hindustan ke har bande or hum sabki naslo ke lie bhi..pta h ab tuje mann kar rha hoga ki ise direct bhakt bol du..or apna peecha ese bol ke chhuda lu..huh..sahi h bol de..kyuki or kuch bacha bhi nhi h esi soch wale ke paas truth ko face karne ke lie..or agar modi ki jagah koi or bhi hota jo itna kuch kar rha hota to m uska bhi side leta bina kisi ese chutiyape ke baseless joke ko enjoy karke..enjoy karo jokes accha h par jo banda itni mehnat kar rha h sabke lie or esa nhi blki result bhi de rha h tum yaar pet fula ke uspe bhi ewe hi kuch bhi daanth kucharte hue kuch bhi baklol bna rhe ho ki wo bas uncha bolta h bass..huh..sahi h tabhi aaj wo pm h or wo bhi second time bhi or aage bhi 24,29 me bhi rhga jab tak chahe tab tak..or tu un logo pe chutiyape ke joke chipka rha h jo tuje jante bhi nhi..ye sab isiliye bola h tuje ki wo insan bass unchi awaj me bolta hi nhi h blki karke bhi dikhata h..ha pta h bura time sabki life me aata h or countries ki life me bhi hota h..but fir bhi uske peeche uski mehnat ko bhoola nhi jata h..use bhi barabar samajhne ki zaroorat hoti h na ki bina kisi analysis ke baseless bakwas pel di jati h..baki jo tuje sahi lage wo kar..lekin jo baat thi wo tuje bta di mne..sahi lage to thik h baki mera koi tume ya kisi ko hurt karne ka koi iraada nhi tha..baki jokes ka kya h wo to sunte hi rhnge but jo baat h wo to bolni hi padegi bhai..baki modiji mere koi ristedar nhi h ki muje unka support karna hi karna h jese..par jo sahi h uska support kar har halat me banta hi banta h..nhi to fir ab tak ki khud ki samajh or shiksha pe sawal uthne lgte h khud se hi..bura lgs ho to maaf karna.. Jai hind jai mahakaal.. Zyada bada ho gya..sorry!!

  53. Hank Rearden

    Hank Rearden8 दिन पहले

    Peppa Pig's take on Coronavirus in-gos.info/vidiyo/sp51g7DHaMt2a34.html

  54. Neel Vanikar

    Neel Vanikar8 दिन पहले

    Watching everyday 😂😂😂

  55. Abhijit

    Abhijit8 दिन पहले

    chilla raha hai, isko aata hoga kuch!!

  56. Antara Dutta

    Antara Dutta8 दिन पहले

    You're hilarious 😂😂😂

  57. Anish Sane

    Anish Sane8 दिन पहले

    Don't make fun of '!!1!', dude. Even google's error page's title has that error for the past several years. Check the title bar of google.com/wrongpage

  58. Divyansh Agrawal

    Divyansh Agrawal8 दिन पहले

    Bhai level of jokes... with really so deep sarcasm...!!!👏👏👏

  59. Dankster bhau

    Dankster bhau8 दिन पहले

    Great😂

  60. Bajirao Singham

    Bajirao Singham8 दिन पहले

    "Aaye Haaye Chee. Chee."

  61. Shubham Sharma Nightcore

    Shubham Sharma Nightcore8 दिन पहले

    Damn this is the only stand up comedian that makes me laugh every goddam time. And I am the most stoic person in my family

  62. Abhigna Pandya

    Abhigna Pandya8 दिन पहले

    Kya creepy awaaz hai yaar lagta hai ki gardan pe koi keeda raing raha hai. I hope you realise that you have just sold 2 tickets post quarantine.

  63. Akash Verma

    Akash Verma8 दिन पहले

    Looking like a Krishna jisko b lge Wo like kre

  64. raghav bhandari

    raghav bhandari8 दिन पहले

    in-gos.info/vidiyo/qYasi9qYfJmjaXo.html you should definitely watch this 😂🤣🤣

  65. Aiman Mehboob

    Aiman Mehboob8 दिन पहले

    U must singggg

  66. DEBRAJ PAUL

    DEBRAJ PAUL9 दिन पहले

    @karunesh talwar.... Well, I am from the younger lot but I still couldn't get the "bastard_exclammation mark_exclammation mark_1_exclammation mark"... And that the younger crowd laughed so hard at that one, it sort of made me feel inferior. My humble request..... would you mind obliging me with the meaning, please?

  67. Rajnandni Singh Thakur

    Rajnandni Singh Thakur9 दिन पहले

    Bada pav 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👌😂😂😂😂😂 Supprrrr se oprrrrrr

  68. Crow Bae

    Crow Bae9 दिन पहले

    Dislikes by sanjeev and vineet

  69. sushant dubey

    sushant dubey9 दिन पहले

    maja aagya bhau

  70. prakash lamani

    prakash lamani9 दिन पहले

    hi

  71. 773H OWNER

    773H OWNER9 दिन पहले

    Mote podcast Kahan hai Light chali gayi kya🤣🤣🤣🤣

  72. Ash Ashu

    Ash Ashu9 दिन पहले

    Finally I'm laughing.... Love you karunesh♥️

  73. Saurabh krishnavanshi

    Saurabh krishnavanshi10 दिन पहले

    You ❤❤❤

  74. Royce Thomas

    Royce Thomas10 दिन पहले

    These are type of comedians who really deserve millions of subscriber's in IN-gos. And by the way you got your new subscriber too.😉😉😉

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    Jasmeet Kaur10 दिन पहले

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  76. alfie benedict

    alfie benedict10 दिन पहले

    May be he knows something😂😂

  77. Vivek Thakur

    Vivek Thakur10 दिन पहले

    Bhut hard

  78. PRIYANSHU KUMAR

    PRIYANSHU KUMAR10 दिन पहले

    Himesh🤣😂 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="310">05:10</a> 🤣😂

  79. Sohan Ekbote

    Sohan Ekbote10 दिन पहले

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="267">4:27</a> Corona se darr nahi lagta, bakchodi se lagta hai.

  80. sanskar aswani

    sanskar aswani10 दिन पहले

    Coughing sounds in stand ups are not normal anymore...